a comic like story, with water-color touches

terrifying/funny fan letters to burt reynolds here (nsfw language like “womb broom”)

fedex commecial from 2005 superbowl here

thedailywhat:

Marketing Campaign of the Day: Ad agency Grey Group Argentina aims to gross you into purchasing Ayudin-brand dishwashing liquid with an ad campaign suggesting that your current dish soap is creating horrible food hybrids by leaving behind the taste of previous meals.

Little do they know, FishChocolate is my fave.

Below: SausageFlan —

[ibelieveinadv.]

thedailywhat:

Short Film of the Day: An anonymous tipster writes: “This is a short film we made last summer about a giant snot monster.” Still not sold? What if I told you the film is called BLARGHAAAHRGARG?

There you go.

[thanks anon!]

sex ed, cthulhu style

thedailywhat:

Trivial Comedy For Serious People of the Day: Broadway players Santino Fontana and David Furr deliver transcripts from MTV’s Jersey Shore in the style of Oscar Wilde.

See Also: Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5.

[playbill / thanks michael!]

Random Comic Book Characters of the Day: Nice catch by comics artist Scott Snyder (American Vampire), who recently found the same pair of scruffy white boys — one with wire-rimmed glasses, the other sporting major muttonchops — posing as myriad extras in both Marvel and DC comics.

Let us know if you’ve got the skinny on these dudes. Check out a larger image here.

[BIOTV]

or see it unfold here

james gunn’s web sitcom “humanzee”

thedailywhat:

Well That Can’t Be Smart of the Day: AccuWeather’s insane weatherman Jim Kosek calls out the Bronx Zoo’s cobra.

Here’s hoping the cobra’s somewhere out there going “challenge acsssssepted.

[warmingglow.]

update: caught, not accepting challange

subwoofer vs. phonebook
skip to 2:50 for instant action

hint: it’s inspector gadget sex

thedailywhat:

Life-Altering Spilt Condiment Cleaning Apparatus of the Day: WHAT MANNER OF WIZARDRY IS THIS.

[tit.]

why isn’t this watch running?

more wtf from the past here

thedailywhat:

What Is This I Don’t Even of the Day: Circletine: Now with more what the hell just happened and why is my throat sore from screaming.

[reddit / thanks electrictwist!]

thedailywhat:

The Family That Doesn’t Pee Together of the Day: From Wikipedia: “The Kelly Family is a Irish-German music group consisting of a multi-generational family, who plays a repertoire of rock, pop and folk music. They have enjoyed considerable chart and concert success in Europe and other parts of the world, especially in Germany, the Benelux countries, Scandinavia, Eastern Europe, Spain and Portugal. They have sold over 20 million albums since the early 1980s.”

Here they are performing their early 90s hit, “Pee-Pee.”

[thanks anon!]